I don't pretend to have all the answers, but sometimes I can't even think of the questions, either. Here's a case in point: unless the question is "Why has someone recreated the final battle scene from Star Wars using... lots of hands?" all I can say is:
Here's what George Lucas was doing all those years between Return of the Jedi and that other one with the kid with the bowl haircut.
I've never been a fan of Jethro Tull, with their fey Celtic melodies and oh-so-quirky prog rock imagery. Since they were proudly anti-drug, it always seemed a bit lame that they ran off the back of psychedelic videos that just didn't quite cut it. Kind of like when you're a little kid, and you pretend to be drunk by imitating drunk people you've seen in movies and on TV. But lord, you don't base your career around it.
Still, the following video has got to be one of the stranger ones of the period, and I think it might be that drugs or no, frontman Ian Anderson was, actually, quite insane.
But while the Tull just could have been losers, I'd stop short of calling them complete morons.
On the other hand, I recently received an email with the subject line "A bunch of idiots review 1984," a line I instantly fell in love with and which I decided to title my autobiography.
Being exactly what it sounds like, it's some chap's (CAN WE REALLY KNOW ON THE INTERNET?) collection of great reviews of Orwell's 1984 as taken from amazon.com.
It contains such gems as:
"Let's try to be a little more optomistic, and work on a happier ending, shall we?"
"Thus, it doesn't make any sense to think that a novel like this one is really any better than say, Michael Crichton or Stephen King."
"This book isn't as good as Harry Potter in MY opinion, and no one can refute me. "
"first of all its NOTHING like the future is probly going to turn out."
"Maybe if you live in a country that's a monarchy, this book's worth reading, but this is *America*, ok? The whole reason we live in a democracy is so that we the people don't have to worry about things like this. "
"please george do us all a faver and stop writing books."
"It's 2000. 1984 was a bad movie with Michael J. Fox. "
"WE MAKN WITH THE BOOK LURNIN"