What, what!? Yeah, I know, I know. I haven't been posting much, but in the spirit of my last contribution here's another play-off.
There's a point to all of these, by the way.
"The baby's name was Born Dancin'...The baby and I sit happily on the floor, side by side, tearing pages out of books, and sometimes, just for fun, we go out on the street and smash a windshield together." Donald Barthelme.